And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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