12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He did a backflip because drugs
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
