I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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