it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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