i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
