My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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