You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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