I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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