just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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