She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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