just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Me too!
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
