Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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