You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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