She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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