"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
