spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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