first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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