end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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