happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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