A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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