What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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