This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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