is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
