I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
whose parrot is this?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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