whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
try to milk me bitch
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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