Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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