you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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