Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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