Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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