there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Randomize
