well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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