can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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