the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
we should paint friendship bongs
You don't make any sense
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I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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