Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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