Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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