Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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