just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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