I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
