Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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