We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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