you guys were way drunker than both of me
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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