she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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