I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Randomize
