I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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