we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I look better un-naked...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Tornado booty call.. dedication
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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