i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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