Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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