I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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