either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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