I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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